The Companions + My Thoughts

Dragon Age :Origins

•Alistair-

poopface-y,OMG taylor, the creator of mr.poopy-pants was inspired to make him like Xander!!!!!(FROM BUFFY)(THE VAMPIRE SLAYER)

*nodding*that explains a lot 

•Dog-

loyal

•Leliana-

gross 

•Morrigan-RUDE

•Oghren-

gassy

•Secret companion-

 secret-y 

•Shale-

notlikingpigeons-y

•Sten-

big

•Wynne-

???old???weird???

•Zevran-

double GROSS(also taylor's mage's BOYFRIEND *snickers*)

Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening  

•Anders-

funny GROSS 

•Justice-

???dead-looking???

•Mhairi-

dead-y

•Nathaniel-

bipolar

•Oghren-

again, GASSY

•Sigrun-

 BOO!!!!

•Velanna-

 elfish and ugly + the replacment of morrigan

Witch Hunt

•Ariane-

?

•Finn-

the guy from glee(XP),?

•Dog-

loyal

Leliana's Song

•Sketch-

a verb,?

•Tug -

a verb,?

•Silas-

OH I KNOW THIS ONE! The guy from SEPTIMUS HEAP!!!!,?

Golems of Amgarrak

•Jerrik-

?

•Brogan-

?

•Runic Golem-

?

Dragon Age II

•Anders-

better than dragon age(XP) 

•Aveline-

UGLY

•Bethany-

mage-y

•Carver-

UGLY

•Fenris-

has 'SKIN-TIGHT ARMOR'(as taylor says)(Taylor, I think you just got you're 1st crush,LOL)OMFG!!!!Taylor has an actual crush on Fenris.OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why do you have a crush on a video game charecter(TYPO!)???creepy, weird, UGLY (he really is ugly!!!)*smirks* 

•Isabela-

gypsy-ish & GROSS

•Merrill-

WAYY different than origins, SMALL, tiny, childy-looking

•Sebastian-

bach's middle name :-)

•Varric-

fat

My Review

Cool game.

Have I mentioned taylor FORCED me to buy it?

Cool game.

I'M TIRED.

So I think thaot thuioasd zuiffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*snoring*

Cute!Cuter!!CUTEST!!!

AWESOMNESS

IS

INSTALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!

you know WoW???(world of warcraft,jeez newbies, you should know that, cuz if you don't...well, you just better know!!!!)

IT IS INSTALLING RIGHT NOW!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

I shall bribe taylor to come to my house!

WITH A VIDEO GAME!!!!!!

MUH-HA-HA-MWA-HA-HA

 ahhhh...

good times, good times

BUT I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PSYCHED!!!!!!

I WILL BE AWESOME!!!!!!

(and not a jerky suckish player like some players)

I AM ECSTATIC!!!

AND HAPPY!!!

I AM ALSO...

blessed, blest, blissful, blithe, can't complain, captivated, cheerful, chipper, chirpy, content, contented, convivial, delighted, ecstatic, elated, exultant, flying high, gay, glad, gleeful, gratified, intoxicated, jolly, joyful, joyous, jubilant, laughing, light, lively, looking good, merry, mirthful, on cloud nine, overjoyed, peaceful, peppy, perky, playful, pleasant, pleased, sparkling, sunny, thrilled, tickled, tickled pink, up, upbeat, walking on air

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Taylor introuduced me to these books and, as you can see above,

THEY'RE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of  these books' points  are adventure, fantasy,comedy, ROMANCE(Heeee-Heeeee!!!!!), awesomness, ROMANCE(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), comedy, awsomness, bestbookserieseverness,ohhhhh, yeah and also *dramatic drum roll*

PUREAWESOMNESSBESTBOOKSEVERNESSwithalittleofCOOLNESSFANTASTICCOMEDYAWESOMNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME!!!!

HEHEHE!!!

you meet the lovers in the first book!!!!

but(BUT!!!!!)they don't knowthat there in...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

HA! HA!

G

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Is it: daphne & puck (blech!!)

          OR

sabrina  & puck (BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

           OR

Mr.Canis & Granny Relda (there both like a hundred anyway....)

            OR 

OTHERS??????????????????????????

Reccomended (typo????) for people who aren't grossed out by dudes kissin' girls when they don't wanna be kissed. (HINT HINT!!!!!)

        AND

those dumbos who don't have anythin' cool ta read!

:(:/I'm sorry for my freak out there people... yeah.....but, well....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEVEN and WINTER... you wanna know somthin'?

IT SAID IT WAS AN "ACCIDENTAL" KISS!!!!!!!!

well, it kind of was but what it said was that it made you long for what you've ALWAYS WANTED!!!!

So..... that means LEVEN LIKES WINTER AND AND THAT WINTER LIKES LEVEN wich is weird because THERE BOTH UNDER 15!!!!!:o

and and

GETH(he is not a flashlight head TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) is SURPRISED!!!!

OMG, OMG, OMG,OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAYLOR!!!! THERE IS ROMANTIC STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 WELL THERE WAS PHEOBE AND AND THEN AND THEN LEANING AND AND LEVEN AND WINTER AND CLOVER AND GETH, SURPRISED?... AND AND OHHHH.......

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<faints from excessive screaming>

FIVE MINUETES LATER

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

<faints, AGAIN!!>

TEN MINUETES LATER

OMG, i'll try to calm down...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

<takes deep breath>

ok so phobe she's a longing and well she makes you long more for what youve always wanted, and well...

WINTER KISSED LEVEN AND LEVEN KISSED WINTER AND IT SAID THAT CLOVER(kitty) REACHED INTO HIS BAG AND PICKED SOMETHING UP...

JUST TO DROP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND AND GETH WAS WAS SURPRISED(btw geth is NEVER surprised!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

AND AND AHHHHHHHHHH OMG AHHHHHHHH OMG

<has just enough strength left to press post before she goes into a self-induced coma>

:roll::):DOk I just wrote this for fun,

I was driving home in myville, in my blue scion, when I had a random coughing fit.When I pulled in my driveway i felt my forehead. It was sweaty and warm.I rushed inside feeling sickly. I colappesed on my bed. After about five minuetes, I went into my bathroom to take a shower.I glanced in the mirror like normal and noticed a red spot on my left cheek."Well that's strange..." After my shower I went to my favorite whyville doctor,Dr.Tennantee."Oh,______how are you! What's that on your cheek?Let's go check you out in my office." I followed him to his office, room 3021."Can you sit on the patients table please?Thank you."He sat down at his desk and called over his shoulder"One moment I've gotta check you in."He smiled at me.After a few seconds he stood up and walked over to me. He inspected me for a moment and went to take something from his drawer.When he returned he was carrying a thermometer."Open up, sweetie." Oh and did I mention he's my dad? I opened my mouth and lifted my tounge. He stuck the thermometer in my mouth. We waited patiently until it beebed. He took it out and looked. "Oh,_______you poor thing.I'm going to take of work for you OK?" "OK." I felt like i was seven again. "Let me call Nurse Watabambitza." He left. I went over to the mirror that hung over the sink to look at my face. It had spreaded to my throat and chin. I bent over the sink and splashed my face with cold water. And lied down for twenty minuetes, I didn't waiting, sometimes dad got real busy. When my dad returned he said I had mypox and that all i need is to splash cold water on my face and lie down for about 20 minuetes. When he looked up from his clipboard theat he'd been carrying, he saw my face and said "________, your mypox, their gone!" "Really?!" I exclaimed and hopped off the bed and ran over to the mirror and looked at my cheek,chin, and throat.The spots were gone!

THE END

P.S. I hoped you enjoyed my short story, tell me your comments!!!:):D:):D:lol::roll::lol:

OK, this was a really hard sentence to make so don't laugh if it sounds weird or else (not kidding 'bout that). (here we go). Alfred Kropp is a overweight, stupid (sorta), um, blah blah blah, yeah, yeah, yada, yada,yada.

Good books. So bored. Watching Bones.ZZZ...............

OMG!!!

 I was on pandora (it's a website) listening to avril lavigne and I clicked on 'Biography' AND I READ THAT SHE IS...

 CANADIAN!!!

SO HA-HA TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T KNOW THAT LITTLE PIECE OF INFORMATION! AND I KNOW EVERYBODY PROBABLY DOSEN'T CARE (:() BUT I DO BECAUSE I'M CANADIAN AND SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE POP-ROCKSTARS, PLUS NOW I KNOW OF TWO BRITISH BANDS! BILLIE PIPER (who's actually just one person...) AND COLDPLAY! My favorite song from billie is 'the tide is high' and for coldplay 'clocks'. WOW IS AWESOME!:):):)

On ti oh ah won ta hah, on a glarnfeld chung cha way

 SIMS RULE!!!!!

 Ok back to books.

     Anne is an orphan, OMG that's a scary movie!

 CONCINTRATE!!

   Anne is a read-headed orphan (SCARY!).

Marila and Matheew (TYPPO!) (OMG ANOTHER TYPO!) Cuthburt tried to adopt a boy but there was a malfunction.

MALFUNCTION. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.

STOP!!!!

Instead they got a girl  named Anne.

 I personaly loved these books.

                I KEEP PRESSING ENTER!!!

Right now i'm writing this while listening to 'a never ending dream' by cascada

Ok, i'm lying, i'm listening to 'everytime we touch' by the same person in the sentence before this.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'm ADICTED (TYPO!!!!) WITH CASCADA!!!!

(but she's a good singer so it's ok)